The 12 soaps of Christmas: And a partridge in a pear tree…

Crisp Pear 5

This pear-scented soap should come with a warning label:

Warning

The color swirls will enchant you with the way they change as you use it. It’s a good thing this soap is packed with moisturizers—specifically coconut, palm, olive, rice bran and castor oils—since you’re spending all your time in the shower.

We recommend using Crisp Pear only on weekends; you will be late for work if you try to use it during the week. If you are late for work too often, you may be unable to buy more of our soap; that would make us sad.

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